This is ecstasy, and I don’t mean the drug,
I mean the feeling.
Actually this is shrooms,
and now the trip is reeling.
As I sit in the woods the
hallucinations start to appear.
I see a beautiful white figure,
and now it’s standing near.
It reminds me of a horse,
except on it’s head there’s a horn.
I can’t remember the technical name…
AH! That’s right, haha: unicorn.
I wonder if it’s a boy or a girl…
Would checking be rude?
Hm… I wonder. OH!
Haha yeah it’s definitely a dude.
I climb upon his back,
and he starts to speak to me.
He tells me “hang on tight,”
and starts to climb a tree.
This gets me really confused,
but I don’t understand why.
Now we’re at the top,
and the animal begins to fly.
It lands in front of a pond,
and the frogs are singing “Baby Got Back.”
I laugh because it makes no sense;
Dude, I feel like I’m on crack.